You be the judge

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Give the latest contender a rating from 1 (awful) to 10 (magnificent).

Welcome to Rate My Poo, the ad-free revival of the classic poo-rating website. Browse real, moderator-approved submissions, give each photo a score from 1 to 10, and explore the community's favourites and funniest low scorers.

Got a worthy contender? Learn how the ratings work and read the submission guidelines before sharing your own photo. No account is required.

Think you've got a winner?

No account needed. Each photo is reviewed before it appears publicly.

Rate, browse and submit

Rate My Poo is a free, ad-free throwback to the classic internet photo-rating sites. You can browse moderator-approved poo photos, vote from 1 (awful) to 10 (magnificent), and see what the community thinks.

Rate a photo

Open Rate a Poo, look at the picture and give it a score from 1 to 10. Each visitor gets a pseudonymous identifier to discourage repeat votes.

Find the winners (and losers)

The Top 20 highlights the highest-rated photos; the Bottom 20 celebrates the lowest-rated ones. Check Staff Favourites or Latest for more.

Submit a contender

Submit Your Poo with a title, an optional nickname and a JPEG, PNG or WebP photo under 6 MB. You must be at least 18, own the image or have permission to publish it, and follow the community rules.

Photos are converted to WebP before storage. Only the converted image enters a private moderator queue. Approved photos become publicly visible; rejected submissions aren't published.

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Keep Rate My Poo funny and safe

Every uploaded image is moderated before it can appear in the public gallery. Be respectful of the people behind the submissions and keep private information out of photos and titles.

Allowed submissions

Original poo photos you have permission to share, with a short and non-abusive title. Submitters must be 18 or over. Upload JPEG, PNG or WebP up to 6 MB per picture.

Not allowed

• Identifiable people, personal information, nudity or sexual exploitation.
• Harassment, threats, abuse, impersonation or scams.
• Copyright infringement, illegal content, violence or harmful material.
• Duplicate spam, manipulated voting or attempts to evade moderation.

Privacy and reporting

Uploads are converted to WebP and embedded metadata is removed. The app does not persist the original photo. Approved images can be rated or reported; moderators review reports and can remove inappropriate content. Cloud storage providers may retain backups under their own policies.

For more details about stored information, see About & Privacy.

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Bringing the weird web back.

A nostalgic, independent recreation inspired by the 2000s phenomenon: simple scores, hilarious titles and no adverts or trackers.

Submitters must own the rights to their photo. Submissions are privately reviewed; approved photos can be rated or reported. Anonymous nicknames are public. Photos can be removed by a moderator.

Privacy and data

We save your submission, nickname, ratings and a one-way pseudonymous technical identifier to limit abuse. Please don't include personal information in titles or pictures. Images have embedded metadata removed before storage.

Before public launch, the site owner must publish a contact address, full privacy policy, retention policy and takedown procedure.

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